Michael's Song
posted on 11/19/2007
Michael has his own rap song. Enjoy!
My name is Michael and I'm here to say
I like to drink milk in a major way.
I drink it all day and I drink it all night
Then I fart so loud I give everyone a fright.
So give me a bottle and give it to me now
And if you don't comply then I'll start to howl.
Well, my eyes are blue and my hair is brown
And I always wake up when you put me down.
I have some chubby cheeks that are oh so cute
And I can burp as loud and I can toot.
I don't seem to mind that I don't have no teeth
But when I grow me some I'm going to eat me some beef.
I have a big brother and his name is Jake
And I think he's really cool for goodness sake.
I don't like my swing and I don't like my seat
I don't like my stroller all I want to do is eat.
I do like my bath 'cause it feels so good
And I like my yellow towel with the duckie hood.
I think that day is night and I think that night is day
And when you want to sleep is when I always want to play
So I party all night and I sleep all day
My name is Michael and I'm here to stay!
